Non-Stories

Points for discussion for my legions of fans:

Does Adobe Photoshop control the Iranian government?
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/10/in-an-iranian-image-a-missile-too-many/index.html?hp

Have you ever seen a better Robocop trading card-related blog in your entire life?!
http://ed209.tumblr.com

Have you ever seen a better ninjas versus pirates versus hippies versus rednecks blog in your entire life?!
http://200percentawesome.blogspot.com

Are you one of those guys or gals who constantly barrages their friends with spam emails?
http://www.match.com (this is the nickname of the guy who does this)

Same question, but with an onslaught of links?
http://tacobybellsbury.blogspot.com

In other news, congrats to all the Boston Red Sox that made the All-Star game, we hold these truths to be self evident:
-The Boston Red Sox are the greatest sports team in history
-John Perkinson is a tool (James Patterson? Jack Pendleton?) This guy.
http://blastingsthrilledge.blogspot.com