Sunday, July 13, 2008

Rave Reviews!

I cannot believe it. People are reading Tacoby Bellsbury. Sure it's no Sons of Sam Horn or Blastings Thrilledge (it's a blog about poker and I think the NY Mets, who I am watching on TV tonight), but my friends we are in business. Here are some of the reviews I received.

Abe: "Yeah! I wanna read it...I wanna check it out!

Fernando Tatis: "Bueno!'

Sam: "Very good" (paraphrased)

Random guy #1: "I don't know what that is"

Random guy #2: Don't you mean JACOBY Bellsbury?

So anyways, I'm going to write a quick thing about my favorite baseball team besides the Sox, the Montreal Expos. Pedro. Andre Dawson. Gary Carter. Larry Walker. Vladimir Guerrero. Lee Stevens. Wait, not that last one. Fernando Tatis. I was reading my favorite poker and baseball blog, Blastings Thrilledge and he has the most dominant picture of Tatis on there. That man was ridiculous. He has the skills to hit .300 plus knock 20 and steal, say, 12. And for a team that crappy you really need to take what you can get.

The Mets are the graveyard team: Tatis, Easley, Julio Franco, Tom Glavine, I could go on. They just stack it up with has beens and never will bes, I can't wait until Kenny Lofton signs on with them for the playoffs. Oh yeah. You don't think Minaya will shell the $3 mil or whatever he wants to be the speed man off the bench? I like Endy Chavez. I like Ryan Go to Church. I hate Carlos Delgado. That's about all I can say about the Mets right now. They will sign Kenny Lofton, Wilfredo Cordero and maybe even Dante Bichette before October. Sorry, September.

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