Tuesday, July 22, 2008

SAM!

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU HAVE WON BIGGEST FAN! DUE TO THE RECESSION AND THE RAMPANT USE OF STEROIDS IN BASEBALL, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR PRIZE WILL BE DELAYED. HAVE NO FEAR, WINNER, YOU WILL BE COMPENSATED. IN LESS THAN ONE YEAR'S TIME, YOU WILL BE MAILED A NUMBER OF PRIZES.

NOTE: THIS NUMBER WILL BE GREATER THAN ZERO.

IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE ENJOY THE FOLLOWING BLOGS WHILE TACOBY BELLSBURY MUST, AGAIN DUE TO THE RISING COSTS OF MANAGEMENT SALARIES AND TO COPE WITH THE COST OF RECENTLY WON PRIZES, ANALYZE AND RE-TOOL THE TACOBY BELLSBURY BRAND.

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